Friday, November 21, 2008

Ultimate DVD Collection

GMan: This church is huge man.
Vanny: Yeah! It is.
Gman: It makes you think isn't it.
Vanny: Yes the eternal question - What are we doing here on this planet?
Gman: No! I mean what are we doing in this building?
Vanny: It's Christmas man.
Gman: What do you mean by that?
Vanny: It's a festival. You do know what Christmas is right?
Gman: Kiss my underwear man! I'm not a fool. I know what it is. It like Valentines day.
Vanny: Absolutely right. It's a bit like valentine but instead of a girlfriend you get santa.
Gman: Woh! A festival with an old man with big belly and a long Beard. Wicked!
Vanny: Yeah man that's why we are here, but that isn't why we are actually here you know why we are here on earth, you get it?
Gman: No man.
Vanny: Listen up while I educate you. Our religion is like the re-cycle machine you see, you are created, you do wicked things, you die and then you God checks you and puts you into heaven or hell.
Gman: No man! I didn't get it.
Vanny: You see man, born as an angle means the you are released in a new format.
Gman: Yeah I know what you are talking about. Say like I am like a 12inch Simon and Garfunkel gramophone record right.
Vanny: Absolutely and then God checks your music and if he finds you holy and massive he re-releases you as a CD.
Gman: Woh! But what happens if He doesn't like Simon man?
Vanny: Then you come out as T-Series audio tape with Sonu-Nigam and Anuradha Paudhwal as playback instead of Simon and Garfunkel.
Gman: Eww... man that blows.
Vanny: Yeah!
Gman: So what's heaven man?
Vanny: You see God checks the sounds of all the records ever played and if you are groovy then you are played at the highest possible level man - a DVD-ROM.
Gman: That's cool man, So heaven is like God's Ultimate DVD collection man. Can't wait to get my hands on it.
Vanny: Yeah man and that's the answer to man's eternal quest.