Wednesday, April 23, 2008


Finally blogging is paying off. After more than six months of blogging and opening my adsense account; I today accidently checked my adsense account and look what I found (see pic) I have earned $0.81.
Looks like I am all set to be a millionare. :)
I am all pumped-up to revive my blog now. Since now I have the motivation to make millions from the blog.
And a request for all of you guys, whenever you come to my blog just spend sometime in checking out the google ads link on the left hand side of the page.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

English speaking

One of my favorite genre of jokes is making a mockery of the English language. Here is a collection:

1. All of you stand in a straight circle.
2. There is no wind in the balloon.
3. The girl with the mirror please comes her. (Means: girl with specs please come here).
4. To a boy , angrily: I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?
5. While punishing students:
You , rotate the ground four times.
You , go and understand the tree.
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
6. Inside the Class room:
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
7. Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
8. Shh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
9. You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class.)
10. Both of u three get out of the class.
11. Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today.
12. Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.
13. Take 5 cm wire of any length.

How many do you know?

OK enjoy this English but don't forget your English.