The Weekend Adventure: The Fuji Experience

ON THE MORNING OF 16TH AUGUST. PADDY IS READING HER FAVORITE NEWSPAPER.

Paddy: Vanny! did you read this piece news in the paper? Is it fools day today? I feel sick and delusional.
Vanny: No, I have not, what is it can you read out aloud?
Paddy:
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The Gman Times

Tokyo, 16th Aug 08: Gman conquered Mt. Fuji on Indian Independence day. This unparalleled feat was accomplished ...

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DCAT COMES RUNNING.

Dcat: Did you read todays headlines?
Vanny: Yeah! I can't believe it.
Dcat: Yeah! So can't I. The world is coming to an end tomorrow. I better do all that shopping that I have been planning.
Vanny: What! No, read this... (Gman conque.... )
Dcat: Is he going to be on TV? I better go to the beauty Parlor before the TV guys come.

VANNY CALLS GMAN ON PHONE.

Gman: Hello, Gman here. How may I save you today?
Vanny: I just read the news paper.
Gman: Yeah, man it's awesome isn't it?
Vanny: Yeah, but is it true?
Gman: Of course it is true man, the world is coming to an end.
Vanny: No. The news about you climbing Mt. Fuji yesterday. It's today's headlines on The Gman Times.
Gman: Oh! really I better put on my superhero underwear costume before the TV guys come.
Paddy: Please, take me to church now.

AT THE CHURCH.

Abal: Did you hear that tomorrow the world is coming to an end?
Paddy: Yeah, we know and also that Gman climbed Mt. Fuji.